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'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Piranhaclaus

'I admire your floatibility.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Leak in the fish tank.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Fishing Boat Derby

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"No, son. Let him finish."

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

I'd rather be at the office.

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"I'm addicted to water."

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Shark Fishing

Shark Chum

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'I'll have the peeking duck.'

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'