Yak Admirer Mugs

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Piranhaclaus

'I admire your floatibility.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Leak in the fish tank.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Fishing Boat Derby

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"No, son. Let him finish."

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

"I'm addicted to water."

Shark Chum

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

I'd rather be at the office.

Shark Fishing

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'I'll have the peeking duck.'

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

Meanwhile in Yorkshire