Yachting Gifts

Gone Bookkeepin'

My First Boat

'I said I like a good sale.'

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

'This is no time to be washing your hair,Margaret!'

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'Yes, Mom, boating safety is important, however, a giant floaty is a little embarrassing.'

Becalmed yachts

"I don't care if that's Cape Horn, take me home at once."

The Yachtsman

'Times must be getting tough -- some of our customers are asking how much they cost.'

Directions to the Bar.

Yacht Club: Valet Parking $25,000.

'The lonely sea and the sky..'

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'Ahoy there! We've been adrift for three weeks. Can we come aboard and use your toilet?'

Yacht For Sail.

'Your paddle boat was nice for awhile, but I've decided to upgrade.'

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

Man Overboard and Drink Overboard.

'They learn fast, don't they?'

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy a new boat. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going home to pass out.'

'I aspire to bigger and better things!'

"Hold on - what happened to Unsinkable I?"

'I borrowed so much money to buy this thing I have to time share it with the bank manager!'

'Here we are. . . rule 64. . . anti social figureheads.'

"He's gone on a lap of honour!"

"It's supposed to ward off frivolous lawsuits."

"It's a little present I gave myself for being so rich."

"When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad..."

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'

Drug Deal Gone Right IV