Yachting Gifts

Gone Bookkeepin'

My First Boat

'I said I like a good sale.'

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

'This is no time to be washing your hair,Margaret!'

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

"I don't care if that's Cape Horn, take me home at once."

Becalmed yachts

'Yes, Mom, boating safety is important, however, a giant floaty is a little embarrassing.'

'Times must be getting tough -- some of our customers are asking how much they cost.'

Yacht Club: Valet Parking $25,000.

Directions to the Bar.

The Yachtsman

"It's a little present I gave myself for being so rich."

"It's supposed to ward off frivolous lawsuits."

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

'Your paddle boat was nice for awhile, but I've decided to upgrade.'

Yacht For Sail.

'Ahoy there! We've been adrift for three weeks. Can we come aboard and use your toilet?'

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'The lonely sea and the sky..'

'I borrowed so much money to buy this thing I have to time share it with the bank manager!'

'I aspire to bigger and better things!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy a new boat. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going home to pass out.'

'Here we are. . . rule 64. . . anti social figureheads.'

"He's gone on a lap of honour!"

Man Overboard and Drink Overboard.

"Hold on - what happened to Unsinkable I?"

Amazing.com

Boat wedding.

Messing about in Boats.

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