Xmas Pillows

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'The Christ Child'

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

"I can't quite picture who would enjoy a gift in that price range."

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

POOP-ANGEL!

"I'm at the office party."

Cat at the piano

"You don't EAT mistletoe, sillies. You make out underneath it."

"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."

Dog is foiled by baubles when attempting to chase Father Christmas.

Christmas with Cats

C is for Cracker

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Farmer Pickles Present.

Virtual festive cheer.

'You want me to gift-wrap a roll of carpet?'

Santa Hat Hair

Santa Claus and his reindeers on a plane.

Merrily covering everything in glitter...

Christmas Quiz: Is it covid, a hangover, or just life with small children?

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Bitchbark Canoe

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Tartine

"Young Frankenstein"