Xmas Pillows

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'The Christ Child'

"I've decided to keep this and sell the rest on eBay."

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

"I can't quite picture who would enjoy a gift in that price range."

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

POOP-ANGEL!

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

"I'm at the office party."

Cat at the piano

"You don't EAT mistletoe, sillies. You make out underneath it."

"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."

Dog is foiled by baubles when attempting to chase Father Christmas.

Christmas with Cats

C is for Cracker

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Farmer Pickles Present.

Virtual festive cheer.

'You want me to gift-wrap a roll of carpet?'

Santa Hat Hair

Santa Claus and his reindeers on a plane.

Merrily covering everything in glitter...

Christmas Quiz: Is it covid, a hangover, or just life with small children?

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Young Frank Lloyd Wright