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Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Countervailing Clichés.

'How is the water prepared?'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"I stuffed it with things found around the house."

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

Peas on Earth.

Zagat Rated.

"It's made with real angel hair."

'Your tea is getting cold.'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'You made me jump,'

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

Cafe offers corn several ways.

Did you slice this beef? You nearly missed.

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'

'I'm sorry, sir, but cheeseburgers are out of season.'

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!