Xmas Diner T-Shirts

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

Countervailing Clichés.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'How is the water prepared?'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"I stuffed it with things found around the house."

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

Zagat Rated.

Peas on Earth.

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

"It's made with real angel hair."

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

'You made me jump,'

'Your tea is getting cold.'

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but cheeseburgers are out of season.'

Cafe offers corn several ways.

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'

Did you slice this beef? You nearly missed.