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"You don't use a cookbook, Tia Carmen?"

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"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

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'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

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'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

"I stuffed it with things found around the house."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

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'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

'Just decaning the wine, Dear; I'll be in, in a sec. Someone's at the door; and oh, yeah, the dog needs to be let in.'

If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...

Chefs-R-Us

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"The host? He'll be the guy standing here, alone, when the wine's gone."

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

'Oof.'

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

"Do I still have to sit at the kid's table?"

'Yuck! My creamed corn is polluting my mashed potatoes!'

'Your wife is right on that one. When you're invited to dinner, you take a bottle of wine as a token of your appreciation.'

You are what you eat.

So glad you could make it!

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

"This is sort of my little homage to the American farm woman."

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Too full after after Christmas dinner!

Tinguely, Jean. Homage to the Dinner Party Mother Spent Months Preparing. Performance Piece. 1926.