Wrap Pillows

Gift Wrap $1.00. Gangsta Wrap $2.50.

Christmas Tree

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Rap music

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Rap-scallions

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Beware of Dawg.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Eleven Angry Men and One Happy Chappy

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

The Grim Rapper

'My resume,...in rap form!'

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043