Wrap Gifts

Gift Wrap $1.00. Gangsta Wrap $2.50.

Christmas Tree

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Rap music

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Rap-scallions

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Beware of Dawg.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

'Mathematician's Rap.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'My resume,...in rap form!'

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Cab Calloway Swings

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043