The Worship Pastor passed out when his skinny jeans cut off all circulation.
Worship Pastor Pillows
Decorate their space with pillows that showcase appreciation for your worship pastor. Soft, inspiring, and perhaps a little humorous—ideal for home or office.
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
"Staff support"
"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"
'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'
Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.
'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.
"It's OK, I'm preordained."
"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"
'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."
"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."
"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"
'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'
Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'
"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."
"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"
Ghostwriting the Bible
Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth
God Sneezes Out Creation
The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.
'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'
'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'
Early Piety
'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'
Fishing with God
"It's cool – God told us to!"
"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."
"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"
Church Library - Pop-Up Books
"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."
"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."
"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."
TSA Noah
'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'
"All we have left is standing room only."
Worship Pastor Pillows Collection
Worship Pastor Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs specially designed for worship pastors—perfect for mornings at the church or thoughtful gifts.
Worship Pastor Prints
Browse our inspirational prints that beautifully honor your worship pastor’s vocation—ideal for decorating their office or home.
Worship Pastor T-Shirts
Discover a variety of t-shirts that honor your worship pastor with witty and heartfelt messages—great for church events or everyday wear.