Worms Mugs

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"Josh, whatcha gonna be when you grow up? A doctor? A pharmacist? President?"

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Worm Charmer

Characters jumping out of a book.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

'I could eat you.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Where are you going?'

"Yeah, birds are bad, but fishermen are the worst: they first stab you with a hook, then drown you to finish you off. . ."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

"We just need more wiggle room."

"Wow! Check out the body on this one."

"Good day at work..?"

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

Ivan Krylov

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

"You look different — did you do something to your tubercula pubertatis?"

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

'To be honest Bob, I'm very happy with my new career path.'

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

Worm Appreciation Society!

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

The happy gardener

'It evens out. In my previous life I was a C.E.O.'