Worms Prints

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"Josh, whatcha gonna be when you grow up? A doctor? A pharmacist? President?"

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Worm Charmer

Characters jumping out of a book.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

'I could eat you.'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

"Yeah, birds are bad, but fishermen are the worst: they first stab you with a hook, then drown you to finish you off. . ."

'Where are you going?'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"We just need more wiggle room."

"Wow! Check out the body on this one."

Ivan Krylov

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

"Good day at work..?"

Worm Appreciation Society!

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'To be honest Bob, I'm very happy with my new career path.'

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

"You look different — did you do something to your tubercula pubertatis?"