Worming Into Writing Mugs

"I've made the transition from bookworm to writer..."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Multi-Generational Books

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

The Da Vinci Cod

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

Childhood

A Poet

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

"The narrative seems contrived."

"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

Lowbrow Lolita

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

The book is so much better than the film..

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"Writing that book was a real strain."