Bookworm In Training Mugs

1984: 'I don't know -- probably some historical novel.'

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

"Perhaps we should start reading books about having a child."

"Oh, for heaven's sake! It's a book!"

"I don't know about you, but I couldn't wait to get back to our book club."

'You don't understand this letter? It means that your reading comprehension skills are under par. You will have to enroll in remedial courses.'

'Teddy's asleep, Mom. But I'll need two more chapters.'

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

"Baldo! From now on, the stays off every other day! And on those days, I want you to read, you know, a book."

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"If the rest of school is like first grade. . . this education stuff will be a breeze!"

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Eternal Student.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Edgar Allen Poe

The DaVinci Code

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Bookworm

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

No-Work Orange

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Blue Stockings