Bookworm In Training Pillows

1984: 'I don't know -- probably some historical novel.'

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

"Perhaps we should start reading books about having a child."

"Oh, for heaven's sake! It's a book!"

"I don't know about you, but I couldn't wait to get back to our book club."

'You don't understand this letter? It means that your reading comprehension skills are under par. You will have to enroll in remedial courses.'

'Teddy's asleep, Mom. But I'll need two more chapters.'

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

"Baldo! From now on, the stays off every other day! And on those days, I want you to read, you know, a book."

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"If the rest of school is like first grade. . . this education stuff will be a breeze!"

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Eternal Student.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Edgar Allen Poe

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The DaVinci Code

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

The Bookworm

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

No-Work Orange

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Television Readers.

Jean-Paul Sartre

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."