Worming Into Writing Gifts

"I've made the transition from bookworm to writer..."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Multi-Generational Books

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

The Da Vinci Cod

K9 Literati

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

Childhood

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

A Poet

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

"The narrative seems contrived."

"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

Lowbrow Lolita

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.