Worldly Achiever Gifts

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"I need to clone myself."

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'He's a real high flyer!'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

High Jump

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"She's always been a quick learner."

'Do I have to spell it out for you?'

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

Physicist in restaurant.

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

Bernard Hinault

Ladder of Success (some assembly required).

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

"My career was on the launching pad."

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'