World Tournament Watcher Pillows

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

The Rugby Throw Up.

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"This is for walking the fine line: Not discouraging Russia from joining the fight against ISIS...but out not showing support for Syria."

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

Russian Bear Left Along in the Cold

I love tennis

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'The World Trade Organization declared him a barely-tolerated nation.'

Putin's Ukrainian Ambitions

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.