Ncaa Tournament Watcher Pillows

'I can really empathise with the basketball hoop.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

Watching the football.

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

The Rugby Throw Up.

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Olympics create interest in curling.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"I quit."

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

I love tennis

End of football season - UK

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

"Honey, Clay Buchholz is about to cement a Cy Young!"

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"