Ncaa Tournament Watcher Mugs

'I can really empathise with the basketball hoop.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Monica Seles

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Novak Djokovic

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Watching the football.

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

The Rugby Throw Up.

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Olympics create interest in curling.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"He's in training for the World Cup."

Kick! Go for it!

"I quit."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

I love tennis

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

End of football season - UK

"I admit saying England had no hope of winning the World Cup, me Lord, but it isn't treason."

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"Honey, Clay Buchholz is about to cement a Cy Young!"