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World Tour.

Walking Luggage.

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

Travellers

'It's your father. He says he's joining Bob Dylan's never ending tour.'

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

'They gave me a choice...they would either off-shore my job, or I could keep my job if I moved to India.'

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

Cannibal: AHHHhh, SEASONED travellers! My FAVOURITE meal!

Travel Scenes

Backpacker

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

Miss T-T

Down the Rhine by the paddle steamer.

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

"I have two children by a previous tour."

Welcome to Scotland: Next Celebrity Guided Tour TV Program in 5 Mins.

Buckingham Palace

Veronique Dicaire: Paris, here I come!

"He's gone on a lap of honour!"

Tour de France champ François Faber

"So, if you could date anyone, who would it be?"

Tour

Rugby tour ends in alcohol rehab.

"You never take me on Royal Tours anymore."