Embarking On A World Tour T-Shirts

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

World Tour.

Walking Luggage.

Airport

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Limerick Airport

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

The Fault of the Fowl

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

Travellers

Hotel Interincontinential

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

Rip-off Cabbie

'California: Here I come!'

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

Skedaddle travel.

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

Cannibal: AHHHhh, SEASONED travellers! My FAVOURITE meal!

Directions.

'They gave me a choice...they would either off-shore my job, or I could keep my job if I moved to India.'

English men in France talking to each in French before they realise...

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

Confusing directions.

Backpacker

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

'He doesn't speak English, but we seem to understand each other..'

Miss T-T

"Say bye-bye."

Weigh station