Embarking On A World Tour Pillows

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

World Tour.

Walking Luggage.

Airport

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Limerick Airport

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Travellers

Hotel Interincontinential

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

The Fault of the Fowl

Rip-off Cabbie

'California: Here I come!'

Confusing directions.

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

Skedaddle travel.

'It's your father. He says he's joining Bob Dylan's never ending tour.'

Directions.

English men in France talking to each in French before they realise...

Cannibal: AHHHhh, SEASONED travellers! My FAVOURITE meal!

'They gave me a choice...they would either off-shore my job, or I could keep my job if I moved to India.'

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

Backpacker

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

'He doesn't speak English, but we seem to understand each other..'

"Say bye-bye."

Weigh station