Planning A World Tour Pillows

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

The fate of the emigrant

World Tour.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Walking Luggage.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"I just..."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Italia tours

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Western Outfitters.

The Airport.

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Travellers

"Are we going with scary clown? Or just plain old spooky?"

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

Bath Abbey

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

You will go on a trip.

'Don't worry, have a nice holiday, I'll cover for you: Once cockadoodledoo at sunrise, any idiot can do that!'