Planning A World Tour Prints

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

The fate of the emigrant

World Tour.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Walking Luggage.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I just..."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Italia tours

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

The Airport.

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Western Outfitters.

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

"Are we going with scary clown? Or just plain old spooky?"

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

Travellers

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

Bath Abbey

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Cannibal: AHHHhh, SEASONED travellers! My FAVOURITE meal!

Directions.

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."