World Series Pillows

'Try throwing it underhand ... it can't be any worse.'

"Sorry Kid, I can't afford a ticket, either!"

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

Mudville

Fall Classic

NFL. Sports Bar. World Series. That's my only complaint about things up here. Everybody gets only two wings.

Roger Clemens will pitch again when...

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Church for sports worshipers.

Success often means distracting the competition....

Baseball Cheating

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Alternative fielding positions

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Cricket Accidents.

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Pyjama party

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

"Were we expecting a baby?"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'...I don't like your chances!'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'