World Series Pillows

'Try throwing it underhand ... it can't be any worse.'

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

Mudville

Fall Classic

Roger Clemens will pitch again when...

Church for sports worshipers.

Success often means distracting the competition....

Baseball Cheating

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Alternative fielding positions

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Cricket Accidents.

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Pyjama party

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

"Were we expecting a baby?"

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'...I don't like your chances!'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Star Wars Audience

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'