Serials Pillows

'Not really interested in the meaning of life. I want to know what's going to happen on my soaps?'

When Tia Carmen says... "It is not only what we do that we are held responsible for, but also for what we do not do." it means...she's writing to the network asking that they not kill off her favorite telenovela character.

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Star Wars Audience

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"Long time no see, Mr. Jimmy. I understand congratulations are in order on your recent engagement, wedding and divorce."

"You again, Paul?! Hey, you must know this ceremony inside out!"

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'Scanning articles without finishing them on the Internet is affecting you. You're not finishing anything.'

"That's where everyone started getting sick of me."

TV Time

'Let me put it this way...don't start watching any miniseries on TV.'

"I'm in the mood to swipe left on everything."

"I'm thinking of installing some strobe lights to make it look like he's moving."

"You never had to learn to relax, did you Fred?"

"I thought you gave up TV."

New TV Season...Dopey man watching new TV shows

"They don't call them reruns anymore... they call them déjà-views."

"Years are like my previous five marriages. You welcome them with big expectations, but you end hating them."

"I'm not sure. He either disappeared during 'Days Of Our Lives' or 'General Hospital'."

'I know my bill's over due, but could you wait until all of last season's cliff hangers are resolved before shutting off my power?'

"Do you recall how my eHarmony profile said I love to hike? Well, I lied."

500 channels and still ntohing we haven't seen before!

A misunderstanding between two passengers

'And the best news, honey, is that you'll get another volume every month, for the next 27 months!'

One last book