"It's one of life's great rules...do something great once and you'll hear about it forever. Do something great all the time and you're just another overachieving brainiac."
World's Fair-scale Scholar Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the inventive spirit of a world’s fair-scale scholar? Our collection celebrates curiosity, learning, and creative exploration, making it perfect for those who love to push boundaries and expand horizons. Whether it’s a quirky mug, a witty t-shirt, or a charming print, you’ll find items that honor their passion for discovery and innovation. Delight your favorite scholar with a gift that sparks their imagination and encourages their vital pursuit of knowledge.
He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.
'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'
K9 Literati
The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style
'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'
'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'
"I don't know why we try so hard to get the right answers. There isn't even a prize."
"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"
'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'
"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."
What your guitar says about you.
'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'
"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"
Graduate of 2021
"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."
"I went to college knowing I wanted to be an astronaut. My parents had only a third-grade education. But they were good teachers. They taught me the importance of hard work...of perseverance...of not being afraid to dream."
"Along with 'Antimatter,' and 'Dark Matter,' we've recently discovered the existence of 'Doesn't Matter,' which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever."
"I can't wait to get home and insult my parents from a position of authority."
'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'
The unknown soldier: war grave.
You're in the Engineering Quad, Just Back Away Slowly and Find the Humanities Quad.
"What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to be certain about everything these days."
'Best way I know to decide who gets the research position.'
Various sporting officials think to themselves: '4 years at West Point for this'...'5 years at MIT for this'...'6 years at Julliard for this.'
"This is getting out of hand! Every time I drive up to the school, Gracie starts crying!"
"I had that nightmare where I’m in class, a final paper is due, and I forgot to eat it."
History Doesn't Repeat Itself
String theory class
'I'd give that teacher a piece of my mind if I could spare it.'
"Enjoy your rain!"
'I'm majoring in 'Business' with a minor in 'None Of Your Business.''
"You just graduated from the best, most fun school ever! Nice!"
I'm doing much better since I outsourced my homework overseas.
President Harry Truman
World's Fair-scale Scholar Gifts Collection
World's Fair-scale Scholar Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the inventive spirit of world’s fair-scale scholars. Find the perfect caffeinated companion for thinkers and dreamers alike.
World's Fair-scale Scholar Pillows
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World's Fair-scale Scholar Prints
Decorate their space with prints that honor the genius of world’s fair-scale scholars. Perfect for fostering creativity and curiosity.
World's Fair-scale Scholar T-Shirts
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