World Records Gifts

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

Ralph holds the Guiness world record for nosehair!

'Jumping over the moon wasn't enough for Bessie! Oooh, no...she had to go for a world record and try for Mars!'

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

World's tallest potato contest

Future world records

'Hello, Book of World Records? My husband would like to know what the record is for continuous farts?'

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'

'The Coast Guard? Nah, call Guinness first - this is going to make the biggest mimosa of all time.'

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Horace Dung Beetle- Guinness World Record Holder.

"Well technically, I suppose, until it's caught the animal being chased by the cheetah is the fastest land animal."

Albert performed the longest ski jump of all times. Unfortunately, he couldn't enjoy his victory.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

The Specimen Hunter

Wow, seven questions marks! Can you give me one more? I'm going for a personal record! ???????

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

"Call me if it gets any bigger"

'My credit report. Well - they said it's the lowest ever, but on the flip side I'll be in the Guinness World Record book.'

Pioneers Of AviationOctober 21, 1913 Major C. Peter Barry Breaks The Scarf Barrier

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

'Last Sunday, third inning, White Sox agains the Orioles, a major league first....as every player on the field blows a bubble at the same time."

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"