World Record Achievement Gifts

'World's HEAVIEST Man'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

The Specimen Hunter

Wow, seven questions marks! Can you give me one more? I'm going for a personal record! ???????

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

"Call me if it gets any bigger"

'Jumping over the moon wasn't enough for Bessie! Oooh, no...she had to go for a world record and try for Mars!'

'Last Sunday, third inning, White Sox agains the Orioles, a major league first....as every player on the field blows a bubble at the same time."

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

'My credit report. Well - they said it's the lowest ever, but on the flip side I'll be in the Guinness World Record book.'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Pioneers Of AviationOctober 21, 1913 Major C. Peter Barry Breaks The Scarf Barrier

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'

Captain Tom Moore

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

Horace Dung Beetle- Guinness World Record Holder.

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'

'Oldest living turkey? I'll see if we have that category.'

Ralph holds the Guiness world record for nosehair!

World Records Office.