World Record Fans Gifts

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

Bowled over again!

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

Fast food

"Call me if it gets any bigger"

'I think he would have been pleased to know that I got his entire record breaking bungee jump on video.'

The Early Bird

Barry Manilow explores new directions and finally connects with his target audience

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'

Horace Dung Beetle- Guinness World Record Holder.

'Oldest living turkey? I'll see if we have that category.'

Ralph holds the Guiness world record for nosehair!

Moses holds the two tablets on which the Ten Commandments are written; one of them is shaped like a foam finger used for sporting events

'The human speed endurance record holder is here to see you.'

World Records Office.

Future world records

Guinness Book of Records

World record setter Usain Bolt.

'He had a great screwball until his arm went bad.'

Number One.

"Goodness! Jose Paschall passed away!"

Jacinda Ardern, NZ Prime Minister

Francois Hollande

When the temperature soars, I lug out this big, weighty thing. Pant pant. Ugh! then I louldy play some songs from Metallica and Iron Maiden. It's heavy metal fan.

World record attempt: Most days in a row wearing the same pair of gym socks.