World Record Fans Mugs

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

Fast food

The Early Bird

'I think he would have been pleased to know that I got his entire record breaking bungee jump on video.'

Barry Manilow explores new directions and finally connects with his target audience

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'

'Oldest living turkey? I'll see if we have that category.'

'The human speed endurance record holder is here to see you.'

World Records Office.

Moses holds the two tablets on which the Ten Commandments are written; one of them is shaped like a foam finger used for sporting events

Guinness Book of Records

Future world records

'He had a great screwball until his arm went bad.'

Francois Hollande

Jacinda Ardern, NZ Prime Minister

"Goodness! Jose Paschall passed away!"

Number One.

'I'm making enquiries following the assault on an electric fan salesman, outside this property.'

World record attempt: Most days in a row wearing the same pair of gym socks.