World Music Lover Pillows

Teacher to school inspector, "It's multi cultural and an oil drum around the neck keeps the little buggers out of mischief."

Koto

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

I could have danced all night!

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Guitarist

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Tut and Carmen.

Omara Portuondo

He kept up his guitar practise...

Impressing dad.

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

A Fairytale Update

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Romantic Violinist.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Triangle

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

At the rock concert...

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Taking a peek at the audience

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."