World Music Lover Gifts

Teacher to school inspector, "It's multi cultural and an oil drum around the neck keeps the little buggers out of mischief."

Koto

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

I could have danced all night!

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

Tut and Carmen.

Guitarist

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

He kept up his guitar practise...

Omara Portuondo

Impressing dad.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

A Fairytale Update

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Romantic Violinist.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Triangle

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

George Michael

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

At the rock concert...

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Taking a peek at the audience