World Music Wanderer Pillows

'Play it again, Sam.'

'Now that's an afro!'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

The only way to see the world is to see the world

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Coronavirus world

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Touring Holidays - On the P***

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

"You overpacked again."

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

Arabian Nights.

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

'Where's the Eiffel Tower?'

'Here is your room with a minibar.'

'Feeling a little sick, dear?'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Rusalka