World Market Wizard T-Shirts

'What did we do before China made everything?'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Profit

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

Money exchange

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

Dept. of the Treasury

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

'Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away.'

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

Warren Buffett

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

'The 'free market' economic theory is falling!'

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'