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"It's hard to strike just the right balance. I didn't have enough fire in the belly for politics, but I seem to have too much for market research."

"There was that old stock trader... I came out of his closet last night... he said he survived so many crises and recessions, nothing could scare him anymore... it was so depressing!"

Profit

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Money exchange

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

Falling stocks appear to be rising when man stands on his head.

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

Dept. of the Treasury

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away.'

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

Warren Buffett

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'