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"He used to want to take over the world."

"Central America, the Balkans... such small countries... no reason we can't buy at least one of them."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'I can dream, can't I?'

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

Remember how I came in on December 31st and ordered a lardo-size fudgsicle sugarbomb mocha with butter sprinkles? Well, give me another one of those. Since it's something I originally had last year, it'll be like I had this one last year too. So it won't violate my New Year's resolution. The ancient art of Time-Shift-Fu. I'm a tenth level grand master. I studied under Moe Yin, the master who created "it's not really 'cheating' if it's with an ex."

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

China's Pacific Expansionism

Competitions.

Armstrong, what's going on? Go away. I'm busy. You've been in there for days. Something strange is going on. Yes, something strange, if not downright bizarro. Institute for Capitalist Exploitation. Soon the world will be mine.

'You're obsessing again.'

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."

'I could rule the world if it wasn't for my inferiority complex.'

'Is that really what you do at work Dad? I thought you were an evil genius plotting to take over the World...'

'He's a born politician.'

Kate's Evil Plan: 'I convinced her that good behavior is a stealth tactic that'll help her reach her goal to one day rule the world.'

A military leader lies dead with a pin in his back

"Blofeld's trying to take over the world again, Bond --- but the PM told me not to worry about it."

"Tell me sire. How long have you had these delusions of grandeur?"

Why cats will never rule the world: 'First, we'll assume high level government positions! Then we'll enforce harsh taxing measures! ...But first let's take a nap...sun spot feels...so good.'

'If we ever intend to take over the world, one thing we'll have to do is synchronize our biological clocks.'

"You're a narcissistic, self-serving opportunist devoid of a conscience. A career in politics beckons!"

What you have can only be cured if you're in a chance for gold in London.

Remember, we're writing our wedding vows - I don't want to hear any of your world domination nonsense!"

"...well next time you stop to re-define your world domination plans, don't do it in a clamping zone."

Kate's Evil Plan: 'It's all part of the plan...to rule the world...Bad behaviour draws a lot of attention, but if you're good, they'll never see you coming.'