World Dominator Wannabe T-Shirts

"He used to want to take over the world."

"Central America, the Balkans... such small countries... no reason we can't buy at least one of them."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'I can dream, can't I?'

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

China's Pacific Expansionism

Competitions.

'You're obsessing again.'

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."

'Is that really what you do at work Dad? I thought you were an evil genius plotting to take over the World...'

'I could rule the world if it wasn't for my inferiority complex.'

A military leader lies dead with a pin in his back

Kate's Evil Plan: 'I convinced her that good behavior is a stealth tactic that'll help her reach her goal to one day rule the world.'

'He's a born politician.'

"Tell me sire. How long have you had these delusions of grandeur?"

Why cats will never rule the world: 'First, we'll assume high level government positions! Then we'll enforce harsh taxing measures! ...But first let's take a nap...sun spot feels...so good.'

'If we ever intend to take over the world, one thing we'll have to do is synchronize our biological clocks.'

"You're a narcissistic, self-serving opportunist devoid of a conscience. A career in politics beckons!"

What you have can only be cured if you're in a chance for gold in London.

Remember, we're writing our wedding vows - I don't want to hear any of your world domination nonsense!"

Kate's Evil Plan: 'It's all part of the plan...to rule the world...Bad behaviour draws a lot of attention, but if you're good, they'll never see you coming.'

A Chinese Dream?

Frank Bruno