World Dominator Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Is that really what you do at work Dad? I thought you were an evil genius plotting to take over the World...'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Dust Bunny

"The health of Mr. Putin is very good!"

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

Dominoes

'I can dream, can't I?'

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

China's Pacific Expansionism

Computer He-male (email).

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

'You're obsessing again.'

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

Ban Ki-Moon.

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

"Central America, the Balkans... such small countries... no reason we can't buy at least one of them."

"He used to want to take over the world."

A military leader lies dead with a pin in his back

"Would someone please send him a text, requesting his attention at our meeting?"

When Technology Attacks.

Britain votes no to Syria intervention.

"She sits there unsuspectingly as the dust bunny lurks nearby...he he he."

Ernie Moss: World Domino Champion...

'If we ever intend to take over the world, one thing we'll have to do is synchronize our biological clocks.'