World Dominator At Heart T-Shirts

Kate's Evil Plan: 'It's all part of the plan...to rule the world...Bad behaviour draws a lot of attention, but if you're good, they'll never see you coming.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'I can dream, can't I?'

Sporting maladies.

"Now batting, No. 2, Derek Jeter—No. 2. Happy now, nut job?"

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

Small steps...

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

China's Pacific Expansionism

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

Armstrong, what's going on? Go away. I'm busy. You've been in there for days. Something strange is going on. Yes, something strange, if not downright bizarro. Institute for Capitalist Exploitation. Soon the world will be mine.

'You're obsessing again.'

Electronics. He's fascinated by the fast forward feature.

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."

"He used to want to take over the world."

"Central America, the Balkans... such small countries... no reason we can't buy at least one of them."

Pete Carroll

'Is that really what you do at work Dad? I thought you were an evil genius plotting to take over the World...'

A military leader lies dead with a pin in his back

"Blofeld's trying to take over the world again, Bond --- but the PM told me not to worry about it."

"It's me me me with you all the time."

'It's too nice a day to sit around inside -- why don't you go out and conquer something?'

Man driving a car with a license plate that reads "Yield".

'If we ever intend to take over the world, one thing we'll have to do is synchronize our biological clocks.'

Why cats will never rule the world: 'First, we'll assume high level government positions! Then we'll enforce harsh taxing measures! ...But first let's take a nap...sun spot feels...so good.'

'I suppose you're going to give me a ticket.'