World Cup Dreamer Mugs

Football Fans

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

Olympic Climate

Midnight Basketball

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

Baseball Dreams

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

Not The Real Me

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Penalty

Footballer Dreaming of the Football as Sack of Money

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

So your career objective is to 'swallow the universe.' Why Buddhists don't get jobs.

"Ambitions... to be more ambitious in future."

Paris Olympics

STRIP *The Fan * "Let Garry McAllister be you inspiration."

'I can tell you the meaning of life or I can tell you when the Leafs will win the Stanley Cup...choose wisely.'

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."