World Community Enthusiast Gifts

United Nations Charter

"That's our new church mascot."

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

God Bless America, God Help Syria

"The health of Mr. Putin is very good!"

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

Hot Towel Web Service

'They're a very close family.'

"If low wages were good for business, Bangladesh would have one of the best economies in the world."

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

The Neighborhood at a Glance

Garage sale.

"You want to pick up your orders yourself?..."

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

2020 vs. 2023

GARAGE SALE TOUR BUS

"These things just aren't selling."

Regulating Switzerland.

'Apparently we're to use the budget that's been cut to encourage the volunteers we haven't got because they've been put on schemes to fill in for services that no longer exist.'

We're off to the Wells' potluck! All the neighbors will be there. Whoop-dee-do. Hey! We're building community. So you don't mind if we do, too? Of course not! We support your good citizenship. Good! 'Cause all the neighborhood kids are coming over here.

"Sure, I follow the herd- out of a deep respect for the concept of community."

Fist bumps in other languages

You Are Entering God's Country. A Pearly-Gated Community.

"Announcements about the Youth Club, Senoirs Club, Woman's Club, & Twelve Steps Programs are so long, I'll dispense with my sermon."

Ding Dong Merrily on High

"Line one, Pastor Bob. Last name, Sims. First name, Mary. Preferred name, Honey."

Census: 'Do you know who I am?'

Free Tibet.

"...So we arrived at 'Enjoy in whatever way you see fit this particular time of year'..."