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United Nations Charter

"That's our new church mascot."

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

"The health of Mr. Putin is very good!"

God Bless America, God Help Syria

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Hot Towel Web Service

'They're a very close family.'

The Neighborhood at a Glance

Garage sale.

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

"If low wages were good for business, Bangladesh would have one of the best economies in the world."

"You want to pick up your orders yourself?..."

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

Regulating Switzerland.

'Apparently we're to use the budget that's been cut to encourage the volunteers we haven't got because they've been put on schemes to fill in for services that no longer exist.'

GARAGE SALE TOUR BUS

"These things just aren't selling."

2020 vs. 2023

"Sure, I follow the herd- out of a deep respect for the concept of community."

Fist bumps in other languages

You Are Entering God's Country. A Pearly-Gated Community.

"Announcements about the Youth Club, Senoirs Club, Woman's Club, & Twelve Steps Programs are so long, I'll dispense with my sermon."

Ding Dong Merrily on High

Census: 'Do you know who I am?'

Squirrel wintering in tree with woodstove.

Free Tibet.

"...So we arrived at 'Enjoy in whatever way you see fit this particular time of year'..."

"That's EXACTLY what I wanted to know from you."