Online Community Adventurer T-Shirts

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

WiFi Signals

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Hot Towel Web Service

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"I thought on your profile it said you were into 'BIKING'."

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'