Workspace Logistics Fan Gifts

"I want to meet with my company. How soon can you make a conference table for 10,000 employees?"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"'Autonomy' is the new BUZZ word! We have to unleash our staff. Professionals like you need to be free to use your own judgement, manage your own workloads...use your initiative."

"You're probably wondering why I called you. It's because I accidentally butt dialed you."

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

Sales Secretary

Your job...is to make sure nothing ever gets to this desk

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

'I need to hire more people. I can't keep making all of these mistakes.'

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

'Keep up the good work, Simmons and we might just take the wheels off.'

'In my day, it was 50% soldiers and 50% workers... Now it is 50% soldiers, 20% managers, 20% admin and only 10% workers...'

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'

Our Founder portrait looking over boss's shoulder.

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

"Cutting the budget is easy!...All you need to do is get rid of all that wasteful admin...what do they do!"

The boss is world famous for his profound analysis of human nature, but to work here all you need to know one grunt is yes and two is no.

"Management are fighting over the best way to resolve conflict in the workplace..."

'Behold,a cross section of our workforce: the energy of youth mixed with the wisdom of years.'

'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

'Why can't I be top banana? I'm a bigger hypocrite than any of them!'

"I found out my staff have a nickname for me, I'm not sure it's a good idea!"

'Stop blaming yourself...I've already done that for you!'

'I'm Adolf the Brown Nosed reindeer. I'm Rudolf's boss.'

"George, mentoring is about more than getting everyone to be just like you."

So this is what you meant when you said it came with its own computer furniture.

'How soon can you start?'

"You're not in today. I'm not clear on how you want me to handle that."

"And how would you rate your relationship with colleagues?"