Workshop Coordinator Pillows

Panel discussion: absenteeism in the workplace.

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"We only got six days of funding."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Lovely dovetail."

"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."

Belief and Trust.

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

Brainstorm in progress.

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Waiting for retirement.

Targets.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'If he has a pulse, hire him!'

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

How to engage an audience

The Aisle

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

'I have identified 240 stages of organizational change. Before I discuss them, coffee anyone?'