Workshop Organizer Pillows

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

"We only got six days of funding."

Face painting.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Face painting by numbers.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"Lovely dovetail."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."

Belief and Trust.

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

Brainstorm in progress.

Waiting for retirement.

Targets.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Extra Long-jump

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'