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'Are you really as busy as you look, or just confused?'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Staff support"

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

'These are job perks.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Please Drove Carefully.

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

"Out damn Spot

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Tree house.

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

Cake Free Zone

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'He's maturing early.'

"So, what do you do for play?"