Workplay Enthusiast Gifts

'Are you really as busy as you look, or just confused?'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Staff support"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Chase me, chase me cows.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'These are job perks.'

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Please Drove Carefully.

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

"Out damn Spot

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Live Stream

Tree house.

'He's maturing early.'

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

Cake Free Zone

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.