Workplay Artist Pillows

The pole desk

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Zombie standup

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Backfire

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"That's it. We’re toast."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Extreme miming"

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.