Workplace Player Pillows

'The new bloke keeps giving me the eye. He's the efficiency expert.'

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"Staff support"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

The president's men

A fight in the Boardroom.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Welcome to the Team

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'What's wrong now?'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'These are job perks.'

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

'Yes, can I help you?'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

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