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'The new bloke keeps giving me the eye. He's the efficiency expert.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"Staff support"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

The president's men

A fight in the Boardroom.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Welcome to the Team

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'What's wrong now?'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'These are job perks.'

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

'Yes, can I help you?'

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

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